What did the fat person say when their friend told them to eat healthier?

"Don't worry, I'm too big to fail."

Guys, the inventor of the asterisk just told me his online banking password.. Its * * * * * * *

.ban @Bruh Dude ✔ Trolling.

Smokie coming in clutch with the dad jokes, Huh? 😂😂😂

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I dont get dad jokes my dad got deported 🙂

He must’ve been on another world of dad jokes if he was an alien. 😉

What does a zombie vegan eat? Grains

What happened to the cannibal who was late to the buffet?

They gave him the cold shoulder

If you’re cold go stand in a corner, its 90 degrees there

One day I will earn the rank of dad

These chemistrees are failing to give me a reaction

🤣

What kind of net can't catch a butterfly?

A magnet.

Ah that's hot that's hot

what is that, <@!753997961092006029> ?

.ban <@!753997961092006029> don't try to get around the word filter and you must have a pingable name

Got fired from a florist today. Apparently I took too many leaves.

That reminds me of the guy who got fired from the calendar factory for taking too many days off.

I used to do the hokey pokey, Then I turned myself around.

omfg

I haven't heard that reference or song in ages

I tried to go help fight the Australia bush fires, but they wouldn't let me. I didn't have the right koala-fications.

But I guess that's what I get for making my case to a kangaroo court.

Indeed