Message from @Putt Putt
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I dont get dad jokes my dad got deported 🙂
He must’ve been on another world of dad jokes if he was an alien. 😉
What does a zombie vegan eat? Grains
What happened to the cannibal who was late to the buffet?
They gave him the cold shoulder
If you’re cold go stand in a corner, its 90 degrees there
One day I will earn the rank of dad
These chemistrees are failing to give me a reaction
🤣
What kind of net can't catch a butterfly?
A magnet.
Ah that's hot that's hot
what is that, <@!753997961092006029> ?
.ban <@!753997961092006029> don't try to get around the word filter and you must have a pingable name
Got fired from a florist today. Apparently I took too many leaves.
That reminds me of the guy who got fired from the calendar factory for taking too many days off.
I used to do the hokey pokey, Then I turned myself around.
omfg
I haven't heard that reference or song in ages
I tried to go help fight the Australia bush fires, but they wouldn't let me. I didn't have the right koala-fications.
But I guess that's what I get for making my case to a kangaroo court.
Indeed
I was told it doesn't go in "Cursed" so I brought it here.
I got what was left of him.
He did what was right. <:salut:730846445732888630>
🤣
I saw him in a restaurant last week. He looked like an extreme right-winger.
Well that's surprising, he used to be a leftist.