Message from @Knotty

Discord ID: 791733020566093825


2020-12-23 01:20:16 UTC  

Guys, I had a run-in with some Cripps at the store today.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/791112910293958656/20201222_130711.jpg

2020-12-23 01:23:18 UTC  

Cut'em open and you'll see pink. 🙂

2020-12-23 01:28:55 UTC  

What same thing happens when arguing with a dad or an admin?

They just delete your comment.

2020-12-23 01:48:54 UTC  

We should really stop with the puns they’re starting to fall *flat* at an *allegro* pace

2020-12-23 01:49:20 UTC  

Someone is in treble.

2020-12-23 01:59:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/791122841113591828/20201221_171610.jpg

2020-12-23 03:13:21 UTC  

One could call you *gifted*

2020-12-23 03:48:29 UTC  

<:KEK:726877368601411624> <:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-12-23 04:22:50 UTC  

i hate this channel so much

2020-12-23 08:29:08 UTC  

These puns are just like paper they’re tear-able

2020-12-23 11:09:16 UTC  

What’s big, red and eats rocks? ||A big red rock eater||.

2020-12-23 11:17:08 UTC  

What's big, gray, and deadly? ||My hammer. <:BanHammer:767180158100570158> ||

2020-12-23 17:42:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/791360133162205194/132767254_157916172751641_873504268400036925_n.png

2020-12-23 17:46:55 UTC  

What happens if a cow doesn't shave? ||They grow a moostache.||

2020-12-23 17:49:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/791361969125851136/20201223_085441.jpg

2020-12-23 19:05:40 UTC  

<:FeelsVargMan:726877394991972382>

2020-12-23 23:55:52 UTC  

Son: "Dad, I'm sorry I-"
Dad: "HI SORRY, I'M DAD"
Son: "I'm a dad too"
Dad: "HI A DAD TOO"
Son: "Dad"
Dad: "Dad"

2020-12-24 01:35:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/791479119967158312/zombomeme23122020203508.jpg

2020-12-24 15:48:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/791693847058055168/20201223_183524.jpg

2020-12-24 17:41:04 UTC  

someone I was talking to awhile ago in a discord server told me he wouldn't want to visit Pennsylvania because its too scary for him.
so I told him are you confusing Pennsylvania for Transylvania because the big difference between the two is Pittsburgh in both places and here's why,
Pittsburgh in Pennsylvania is nothing but pot holes and mismanaged construction sites but in Transylvania Pittsburgh really is the pits!

2020-12-24 23:54:31 UTC  

i am dad

2020-12-25 00:04:44 UTC  

Hi dad, I’m a discord user

2020-12-25 00:05:10 UTC  

ok

2020-12-25 00:52:03 UTC  

Hi Discord User. I am your dads dad.

2020-12-25 00:54:15 UTC  

Hello Discord User, I am your dad's son but also your dad. 🙂

2020-12-25 00:56:37 UTC  

Alabama has entered the chat

2020-12-25 01:10:41 UTC  

Wait...that’s illegal...

2020-12-25 01:16:09 UTC  

Arkansas has yet to explain itself!

2020-12-25 01:32:48 UTC  

What about Our-Kansas?

2020-12-25 01:34:00 UTC  

We don't have a Kansas but there is Arkansas. 🙂

2020-12-25 01:36:10 UTC  

Communism has been detected.

Shutting down server now...

2020-12-25 03:28:25 UTC  

Are y'all from Alabama

2020-12-25 04:34:24 UTC  

Nah. Florida.

2020-12-25 07:19:37 UTC  

Lol

2020-12-25 09:19:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/791958361054511124/image0.png

2020-12-25 16:38:05 UTC  

@ChristianChicken1089 we aren't abusing our power it's in the <#719770967542333442> that you accepted

2020-12-25 16:38:22 UTC  

Excuse me but why is this even in <#728498363347107891>

2020-12-25 16:38:23 UTC  

Also that's not a dad joke

2020-12-25 16:48:35 UTC  

@SomeSouthernGuy I was making a joke. Anyways, it’s fine.

2020-12-25 16:48:48 UTC  

Probably didn’t seem like a joke though...