Message from @OffensiveTaco
Discord ID: 791381027359555624
I’m gonna have to take a break from music puns for a second. Gotta rap the Christmas presents.
What did one Subway employee say to the other one at the end of day? That's a wrap!
You know what’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick
You know what’s good for your teeth?
Not putting out bad dad jokes. @Alex74001
@ChristianChicken1089 There's no such thing. <:dogekek:726878872607653918>
Guys, I had a run-in with some Cripps at the store today.
Cut'em open and you'll see pink. 🙂
What same thing happens when arguing with a dad or an admin?
They just delete your comment.
We should really stop with the puns they’re starting to fall *flat* at an *allegro* pace
Someone is in treble.
One could call you *gifted*
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i hate this channel so much
These puns are just like paper they’re tear-able
What’s big, red and eats rocks? ||A big red rock eater||.
What's big, gray, and deadly? ||My hammer. <:BanHammer:767180158100570158> ||
What happens if a cow doesn't shave? ||They grow a moostache.||
Son: "Dad, I'm sorry I-"
Dad: "HI SORRY, I'M DAD"
Son: "I'm a dad too"
Dad: "HI A DAD TOO"
Son: "Dad"
Dad: "Dad"
someone I was talking to awhile ago in a discord server told me he wouldn't want to visit Pennsylvania because its too scary for him.
so I told him are you confusing Pennsylvania for Transylvania because the big difference between the two is Pittsburgh in both places and here's why,
Pittsburgh in Pennsylvania is nothing but pot holes and mismanaged construction sites but in Transylvania Pittsburgh really is the pits!
i am dad
Hi dad, I’m a discord user
ok
Hi Discord User. I am your dads dad.
Hello Discord User, I am your dad's son but also your dad. 🙂
Alabama has entered the chat
Wait...that’s illegal...
Arkansas has yet to explain itself!
What about Our-Kansas?
We don't have a Kansas but there is Arkansas. 🙂
Communism has been detected.
Shutting down server now...
Are y'all from Alabama
Nah. Florida.
Lol