Message from @Goose

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I was thinking the same lol

2020-09-04 06:12:17 UTC  

Never point the muzzle at something you dont want sprayed

2020-09-04 06:13:22 UTC  

I was sort of surrounded by electronics at the time.

2020-09-04 06:13:39 UTC  

But an ear flick works fine.

2020-09-04 06:13:57 UTC  

Well thank you, I'll try that.

Imposing your size on the kitten is also effective in establishing that you are to be listened to. Cats attempt to make themselves seem larger to warn off undesirable behavior

2020-09-04 06:14:10 UTC  

He drives me crazy sometimes

2020-09-04 06:14:42 UTC  

Dogs are what we wish we were. Cats are what we actually are

2020-09-04 06:15:11 UTC  

As in, cats are assholes πŸ˜‚

2020-09-04 06:15:21 UTC  

My dog is functionally retarded. My cats are defective.

2020-09-04 06:16:14 UTC  

My dog is 175# thinking hes a cat. My cats are 6# of thinking they are the dog

I've found that "stupid" or "retarded" dogs are usually playing dumb so you'll stop or just give in

2020-09-04 06:17:31 UTC  

My dog was raised with cats, and thinks she *is* one. She's a fixed female German Shepherd that will try to hump female cats if they are in heat.

2020-09-04 06:18:05 UTC  

My dog is normal

2020-09-04 06:18:27 UTC  

Compared to some of these descriptions

2020-09-04 06:19:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724105019393179660/751325492535230474/image0.jpg

2020-09-04 06:19:39 UTC  

My last dog was a psychotic Basset Hound. She was heavily abused as a pup before I adopted her, and was never right in the head.

I knew a rotty raised by a German shepard. Hunted like a shepard too. Only made noise to warn grandma something was up. But when things got real he got quiet and "took care" of whatever the problem was

2020-09-04 06:20:08 UTC  

That is a floof @Theranger

2020-09-04 06:25:26 UTC  

Last cat I had before this one was an oddball. He was legit the best cat ever born. He was kind, gentle, listened, loving, chill, and trained. He never did anything bad, and he was always a joy to be around. RIP Cotton

Floof reminded me of this one

2020-09-04 06:31:35 UTC  

Would you look at that cats TAIL!! πŸ˜‚

2020-09-04 17:06:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724105019393179660/751488406965714964/IMG_20200904_120535.jpg

2020-09-04 17:06:50 UTC  

Cute cat

2020-09-04 17:06:54 UTC  

Cat is cat

2020-09-04 17:07:03 UTC  

cat != human

2020-09-04 19:44:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724105019393179660/751528015506178139/IMG_20200904_140802802.jpg

2020-09-04 19:46:26 UTC  

Awwwwwwwwwee

2020-09-04 19:46:37 UTC  

I got better pictures

2020-09-04 19:46:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724105019393179660/751528702818517032/image-2020-09-03-19-36-56.jpg

2020-09-04 19:47:18 UTC  

I put the 5 kitties on an adoption
Site and they are very well liked

2020-09-04 19:47:47 UTC  

Although they are young so I'll have to wait till I give them away

2020-09-04 19:47:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724105019393179660/751528954346733568/IMG_20200902_121308180.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724105019393179660/751528954900512899/IMG_20200902_121303689.jpg

2020-09-04 19:47:47 UTC  

I can beat that.

2020-09-04 19:47:59 UTC  

Cutie

2020-09-04 19:48:13 UTC  

I have three more cats but I don't know if anyone really wants to see them