But an ear flick works fine.

Well thank you, I'll try that.

Imposing your size on the kitten is also effective in establishing that you are to be listened to. Cats attempt to make themselves seem larger to warn off undesirable behavior

He drives me crazy sometimes

Dogs are what we wish we were. Cats are what we actually are

As in, cats are assholes 😂

My dog is functionally retarded. My cats are defective.

My dog is 175# thinking hes a cat. My cats are 6# of thinking they are the dog

I've found that "stupid" or "retarded" dogs are usually playing dumb so you'll stop or just give in

My dog was raised with cats, and thinks she *is* one. She's a fixed female German Shepherd that will try to hump female cats if they are in heat.

Lol

My dog is normal

Compared to some of these descriptions

My last dog was a psychotic Basset Hound. She was heavily abused as a pup before I adopted her, and was never right in the head.

I knew a rotty raised by a German shepard. Hunted like a shepard too. Only made noise to warn grandma something was up. But when things got real he got quiet and "took care" of whatever the problem was

That is a floof @Theranger

Last cat I had before this one was an oddball. He was legit the best cat ever born. He was kind, gentle, listened, loving, chill, and trained. He never did anything bad, and he was always a joy to be around. RIP Cotton

Floof reminded me of this one

Would you look at that cats TAIL!! 😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZstsSHJel8

Cute cat

Cat is cat

cat != human

Awwwwwwwwwee

I got better pictures

I put the 5 kitties on an adoption
Site and they are very well liked

Although they are young so I'll have to wait till I give them away

I can beat that.

Cutie

I have three more cats but I don't know if anyone really wants to see them

Does your cat walk over all of your stuff and just lay there

Well, this one likes to attack the other three cats and run around like he's on crack or something

Lol