Noice

Shush

Putin: I have nuclear missiles

I never said that

Damn auto fill

They removed all mixing machines at the white house... that guy just uses his pinky

Trump: I have mega chef

Putin: 0_0

Kim: 0_0

Image him tenderizing meat...

I want to see him intercept nurse Hillary trying to poison the food

Normally, I believe in the whole "trust a fat chef over a skinny chef" thing, but I'm gonna go with this dude because clearly he knows a bit about nutrition

XDDDDDD Imagine him walking out of the whitehouse and exclaiming "Hello Children!"

I hope the secret service made him the agent posted in the kitchen

@mikeflarkin oh yeah

Trust a fit chef 6 days a week and follow the fat people 1 day per week.

His voice is probably measured in - decibels

His voice is measured in how many windows break

It's actually not very deep. He sounds like mr. Normal

> sorry mods dont hurt me please
@Wug Why would we hurt you... 😈

"Here's a light snack" and it's two pounds of beef jerky and a protein shake on top of it.

@Cameron Sadowski Now topping the charts, straight from Studio DJT. The new #1 single "Who Built the Cages!!!"

not when someone fucks up his gumbo

Never touch the gumbo

God, do not buy Zombie Skittles

He said his max dead lift was over 700lbs

> @Wug Why would we hurt you... 😈
@Porcupioneer 😳

Someone turns up the wrong burner = no solid food for 3 months

I mean he's probably not natural, but still, damn.

dead lifting is a lot eaiser than youd think

in fact his max most lifts are around 700

Zombie skittles are trash

woah

Absolute garbage

Hold up, what are zombie skittles?

his voicer actually isnt rreally deep

No he's natural. He's just got genes of steel

Is it just a Halloween themed Skittles pack?

I had one and almost puked

Thats how bad they are

@Cameron Sadowski - Just found out. @mikeflarkin Think BeanBoozled, but skittles