Message from @hhkl_-00
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I want to see him intercept nurse Hillary trying to poison the food
Normally, I believe in the whole "trust a fat chef over a skinny chef" thing, but I'm gonna go with this dude because clearly he knows a bit about nutrition
XDDDDDD Imagine him walking out of the whitehouse and exclaiming "Hello Children!"
I hope the secret service made him the agent posted in the kitchen
@mikeflarkin oh yeah
Trust a fit chef 6 days a week and follow the fat people 1 day per week.
His voice is probably measured in - decibels
His voice is measured in how many windows break
It's actually not very deep. He sounds like mr. Normal
> sorry mods dont hurt me please
@Wug Why would we hurt you... π
"Here's a light snack" and it's two pounds of beef jerky and a protein shake on top of it.
@Cameron Sadowski Now topping the charts, straight from Studio DJT. The new #1 single "Who Built the Cages!!!"
not when someone fucks up his gumbo
Never touch the gumbo
God, do not buy Zombie Skittles
He said his max dead lift was over 700lbs
> @Wug Why would we hurt you... π
@Porcupioneer π³
Someone turns up the wrong burner = no solid food for 3 months
I mean he's probably not natural, but still, damn.
dead lifting is a lot eaiser than youd think
Zombie skittles are trash
woah
Absolute garbage
Hold up, what are zombie skittles?
his voicer actually isnt rreally deep
No he's natural. He's just got genes of steel
Is it just a Halloween themed Skittles pack?
I had one and almost puked
Thats how bad they are
@Cameron Sadowski - Just found out. @mikeflarkin Think BeanBoozled, but skittles
Well they *are* made of rotting long pork sooooo
@mikeflarkin some of the skittles are vomit flavored
That's a terrible idea. Beanboozled only works because you know going into it that there are some nasty flavors.
I hate beanboozled anyway
Beanboozled is fun one time and then never again
Sometimes is fun
Noone:
the whitehouse chef when someone isn't eating right:
It asks if you brave enough to try the Zombie Flesh flavored skittles.
I like a handful of jelly beans as long as itβs not the exotic flavors. They have to ruin everything
You can keep the black licorice jelly beans too