Message from @BigTeeMoney1098
Discord ID: 770347057067851817
jesus
He looks so friendly
That dude has arms that are bigger than my legs, and I do not have small legs.
Just the sight of his biceps will full tenderize a ribeye steak.
He's a Mississippian so he got the cooking skill you can bank on that
Ummmmm....gday
Mmm
I swear he's the inspiration for that dude from Baki the Grappler
I want to eat at the whitehouse now
Im running outta battery on my phone already
> I want to eat at the whites house now
@VulpesVulpes whites house
Noice
Shush
Putin: I have nuclear missiles
I never said that
Damn auto fill
They removed all mixing machines at the white house... that guy just uses his pinky
Trump: I have mega chef
Putin: 0_0
Kim: 0_0
I want to see him intercept nurse Hillary trying to poison the food
Normally, I believe in the whole "trust a fat chef over a skinny chef" thing, but I'm gonna go with this dude because clearly he knows a bit about nutrition
XDDDDDD Imagine him walking out of the whitehouse and exclaiming "Hello Children!"
I hope the secret service made him the agent posted in the kitchen
@mikeflarkin oh yeah
Trust a fit chef 6 days a week and follow the fat people 1 day per week.
His voice is probably measured in - decibels
His voice is measured in how many windows break
It's actually not very deep. He sounds like mr. Normal
> sorry mods dont hurt me please
@Wug Why would we hurt you... 😈
"Here's a light snack" and it's two pounds of beef jerky and a protein shake on top of it.
@Cameron Sadowski Now topping the charts, straight from Studio DJT. The new #1 single "Who Built the Cages!!!"
not when someone fucks up his gumbo
Never touch the gumbo
God, do not buy Zombie Skittles
He said his max dead lift was over 700lbs
> @Wug Why would we hurt you... 😈
@Porcupioneer 😳
Someone turns up the wrong burner = no solid food for 3 months
I mean he's probably not natural, but still, damn.
dead lifting is a lot eaiser than youd think