"stay home if you have a cough" bro if i did that for my job, i would get 2/3 or less of the working time i currently get

false positive? wait are you saying that there have been covid tests that are incorrect? All I heard of was a deathrate that was incorrect because if somebody died from a stroke but had covid, it was counted as a covid death

cancer death rate's a lot higher than that @chaz , but people are still legally allowed to smoke and not wear sunscreen. I've seen somebody get escorted out of a pool by cops for not wearing a mask

Dr. Taco cuz the left wants everybody to believe something that is false, so when the president is the only one who doesn't believe the lie, he looks stupid

O_O

@chaz second hand smoking can cause cancer

ur microwave doesnt kill 7000+ ppl a year tho

hillary and joe playing fortnite in the basement with bill bringing the cheetos

dead lifting is a lot eaiser than youd think

LOL

bernie *supports gun rights!

BOLD WOMEN

the fact that people are pampering women so much and trying to make them feel powerful shows that they think women arent already powerful

like "ah we need to help them this much! Let's give them protagonists in movies and make shirts about them and blah blah blah"

loud

among us needs to die

its basically an extended remake of minecraft murder mystery

lookin good

the contrail's neat

u should get a drone. You can take some really epic shots with drones

no way i want a shirt with the little upside down key thing crossed out on it

upside down key or stick person

with large head

stick person, or key?

hol up 1 sec imma improve even more

whos a disliked guy?

like a guy everybody hates

hOLD UP

*dies*

xD sry not tryna offend

ill do one with a guy if u can think of an infamous dude

nobody famous tho

hmm

perhaps lets ee

see

the peak of masculinity

beer, flowers, bathtub

only you can stop this

eeeeh idk. imo, horse = stinky

E

CLOWNS?!?! *flashbacks to 2016*

nani?

Attraaactive???

nandayo?

@TheDankness internet fame on reddit gets you nothing

i got 20.1k upvotes on one of my memes and all i got was being featured on dank doodle memes number three hundred something

well hmm its not hard for a woman to appeal to man tbh

like i would probably consider 70% of the femaes on this earth attractive (when they were at my age)

everyone knows that male decisionmaking is like 90% visual appearance

i fricking hate how physical attraction affects me like that

i wish i could just hop on the neuter scooter until im married

well females feel like 0 visual attraction

maybe a very small amount

how to be hot for girl: no obese + bikini

how to be hot for man: months of hard training, protien only diet, working out daily

why is it like this

any girl is hot if shes not wearing enough

but if a guy wears a bikini he looks like a mole rat

Al <3 u know its true

while a girl in a bikini can completely catch a guy's attention

fricking visual attraction

😠 🔪 🥜 🥜 whos with me

Drayko yes but

i appreciate it too much sometimes

@Deleted User thats how i think of it to make myself feel better. men are FORTUNATE because we're the only ones able to appreciate beauty to such a high extent

nah they dont!

women are just like "oh yes cute"

men are like "HOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 💩"

10 year old me at the beach: "Boogie boarding is so fun! I can build a sand castle! Woah running through the waves! So fun!

15 year old me at the beach: "Don't look at her. Don't look at her. Gosh darn it, I looked"

FACT

why do women wear bikini then get offended when we stare

if i used as much fabric as they do and wore it, they would probably stare too

ngl though, cute surpasses hot ANY DAY

if i see a hot girl, i'll stare for a few seconds and be like "ah noice"
cute girl is like "holy heck what is this female's phone number"

@DirtyBird yare yare daze

w-w-waist?

@AMERICANFREEDOM [CEO OF FREEDOM] as my mom has said before:

"If you're under 40 and you're not a liberal, you don't have a heart"
"If you're above 40 and you're not a conservative, you don't have a brain"

young people will always be libtards

i lack one as well 💔

screw feelings

screw turtles and metal straws

stanky stunk

*confuse*

@ninni._.burninni was he a simp?

did he hold a door for you, or lend you his pen?

oh i see. well shy girls can seem cute if ur shy right

like if u push urself to say stuff they get all shy it can look adorable

oh well thats a jerk move rip

(O)_(O)

puPPER

facts

except when they start sniffing your lower regions in public

@Overlord_B no thots pls