they drive around in a circle for hours

DAMMIT CHRIS

nascar is boring

I run, my sport is your sport's punishment

People watch it for the crashes I think

Not anymore, new rules mean players have to play clean and safe!

@Jacob Indeed. And they watch football secretly hoping for the lay-down-and-hold-muh-leg bit.

my brother used to fight amateur mma when he was a lanklet. I went to exactly one fight and saw him get the crap beat out of him. never went again

football is the true expression of the aryan form

>tfw I could never understand football
am I just retarded?

stay mad nerds

Everybody clap when Jamal limps off to the sideline. Good thing he is a "Scholar athlete!"

@Isabella Locke-MT he *was* a lanklet? did he get shorter?

no he got fatter @ThisIsChris

ya lol

lol

its literally just basic maneuvers and shit with a ball

@Isabella Locke-MT oh lol

huh interesting

look at plays dude they aren't too different from what you'd do in total war

clausewitz would watch football rt

he was a skinny scarecrow but he's been drinking so he put on some weight

its actually how I picked it up tbh

beer belly

chris stahp pls

hab mercy

OOPS

i cri

Who do most people learn football from?

Dads

my dad

I watch with my Dad

its a father son bonding thing

@Jacob one team kicks the ball and the other team has to get it but if they get it in the end goal then they can down it and get a free twenty yards unless they leave the endzone then they have to run because if they're pushed back into the endzone then it's a 2 point conversion for the other team.

Just remember that part so you understand how the game starts

oh that explains it

i bonded with ur dad

hunting should be father/son bonding

and learning survival skills

why not both

and laughing at Tom Brady