Someone tell me where alabama incest jokes come from

Why are they a thing

I'm genuinely scared that exists

Yes

There's not incest in alabama

No they werent

@Mcgoober I dunno. I married a dude from Alabama and as far as I can tell we share 0 relatives 😂

If it was way back every fucking did incest

there's more inbreeding in royal families than in alabama

One day we will all be inbred

Everyone

It was pretty common where towns had like 50 people

Alabama is nothing compared to Missouri

So like everywhere

there's more incenst in Missour

incest*

Dumb story

Fake news

God I hope not

I'm not sure I could even fault them when the closest available mate was their third cousin

But it's a myth <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

Who

And when

the royalties one is less of a myth

Yea but that shits in europe

Exactly

Europeans suck

There was a law put into place.. somewhere about degrees of consaguinuity

Europe is nutty

Uh, think it was a papal decree?

About w h a t

Yeah sorta

Because the royals were getting crazy messed up

Oh he was also crazy

Everybody making fun of alabama for incest when the real target should be europe

And don't get me started on the georges

Who was that european dude that was so inbred he looked like moonman

Or Japan. You can marry family in Japan I'm pretty sure.

don't ya know, it's easy to pick on AMerica for problems that are way bigger in other countries, like pollution

And his autopsy talked about like his head was full of water and shit

And he had 1 tiny black testicle