Message from @Mcgoober
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Everyone
It was pretty common where towns had like 50 people
Alabama is nothing compared to Missouri
So like everywhere
there's more incenst in Missour
incest*
Dumb story
Fake news
God I hope not
I'm not sure I could even fault them when the closest available mate was their third cousin
But it's a myth <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>
Who
And when
the royalties one is less of a myth
Yea but that shits in europe
Exactly
Europeans suck
There was a law put into place.. somewhere about degrees of consaguinuity
Europe is nutty
Uh, think it was a papal decree?
Yeah sorta
Because the royals were getting crazy messed up
Oh he was also crazy
Everybody making fun of alabama for incest when the real target should be europe
And don't get me started on the georges
Who was that european dude that was so inbred he looked like moonman
Or Japan. You can marry family in Japan I'm pretty sure.
don't ya know, it's easy to pick on AMerica for problems that are way bigger in other countries, like pollution
And his autopsy talked about like his head was full of water and shit
And he had 1 tiny black testicle
Idk but that shit made me laff
China and India are so much worse than America when it comes to pollution
If every 5th generation someone married their cousin, the chances of issues are REALLY low. Its only a problem when it's generation after generation
South Korea too
How the fuck do europeans not get shit for that but alabama, a place that incest above normal levels never happened does
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yet everyone picks on America
They have a music making problem too
Kpop <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>
Because its ok to pick on the loud awkward new kid