Message from @Mcgoober

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2020-12-19 05:02:51 UTC  

Everyone

2020-12-19 05:02:55 UTC  

It was pretty common where towns had like 50 people

2020-12-19 05:03:02 UTC  

Alabama is nothing compared to Missouri

2020-12-19 05:03:02 UTC  

So like everywhere

2020-12-19 05:03:05 UTC  

there's more incenst in Missour

2020-12-19 05:03:09 UTC  

incest*

2020-12-19 05:03:14 UTC  

Dumb story

2020-12-19 05:03:16 UTC  

Fake news

2020-12-19 05:03:19 UTC  

God I hope not

2020-12-19 05:03:19 UTC  

I'm not sure I could even fault them when the closest available mate was their third cousin

2020-12-19 05:03:32 UTC  

But it's a myth <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

2020-12-19 05:03:42 UTC  

Who

2020-12-19 05:03:44 UTC  

And when

2020-12-19 05:03:50 UTC  

the royalties one is less of a myth

2020-12-19 05:03:58 UTC  

Yea but that shits in europe

2020-12-19 05:04:09 UTC  

Exactly

2020-12-19 05:04:18 UTC  

Europeans suck

2020-12-19 05:04:22 UTC  

There was a law put into place.. somewhere about degrees of consaguinuity

2020-12-19 05:04:28 UTC  

Europe is nutty

2020-12-19 05:04:33 UTC  

Uh, think it was a papal decree?

2020-12-19 05:04:33 UTC  

About w h a t

2020-12-19 05:04:36 UTC  

Yeah sorta

2020-12-19 05:04:47 UTC  

Because the royals were getting crazy messed up

2020-12-19 05:04:56 UTC  

Oh he was also crazy

2020-12-19 05:05:02 UTC  

Everybody making fun of alabama for incest when the real target should be europe

2020-12-19 05:05:04 UTC  

And don't get me started on the georges

2020-12-19 05:05:35 UTC  

Who was that european dude that was so inbred he looked like moonman

2020-12-19 05:05:40 UTC  

Or Japan. You can marry family in Japan I'm pretty sure.

2020-12-19 05:05:50 UTC  

don't ya know, it's easy to pick on AMerica for problems that are way bigger in other countries, like pollution

2020-12-19 05:05:54 UTC  

And his autopsy talked about like his head was full of water and shit

2020-12-19 05:06:04 UTC  

And he had 1 tiny black testicle

2020-12-19 05:06:13 UTC  

Idk but that shit made me laff

2020-12-19 05:06:26 UTC  

China and India are so much worse than America when it comes to pollution

2020-12-19 05:06:33 UTC  

If every 5th generation someone married their cousin, the chances of issues are REALLY low. Its only a problem when it's generation after generation

2020-12-19 05:06:42 UTC  

South Korea too

2020-12-19 05:06:47 UTC  

How the fuck do europeans not get shit for that but alabama, a place that incest above normal levels never happened does

2020-12-19 05:06:49 UTC  

<:Brainlet:752612764287238240>

2020-12-19 05:07:03 UTC  

yet everyone picks on America

2020-12-19 05:07:19 UTC  

They have a music making problem too

2020-12-19 05:07:24 UTC  

Kpop <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

2020-12-19 05:07:24 UTC  

Because its ok to pick on the loud awkward new kid