there's more incenst in Missour

incest*

Dumb story

Fake news

God I hope not

I'm not sure I could even fault them when the closest available mate was their third cousin

But it's a myth <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

Who

And when

the royalties one is less of a myth

Yea but that shits in europe

Exactly

Europeans suck

There was a law put into place.. somewhere about degrees of consaguinuity

Europe is nutty

Uh, think it was a papal decree?

About w h a t

Yeah sorta

Because the royals were getting crazy messed up

Oh he was also crazy

Everybody making fun of alabama for incest when the real target should be europe

And don't get me started on the georges

Who was that european dude that was so inbred he looked like moonman

Or Japan. You can marry family in Japan I'm pretty sure.

don't ya know, it's easy to pick on AMerica for problems that are way bigger in other countries, like pollution

And his autopsy talked about like his head was full of water and shit

And he had 1 tiny black testicle

Idk but that shit made me laff

China and India are so much worse than America when it comes to pollution

If every 5th generation someone married their cousin, the chances of issues are REALLY low. Its only a problem when it's generation after generation

South Korea too

How the fuck do europeans not get shit for that but alabama, a place that incest above normal levels never happened does

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yet everyone picks on America

They have a music making problem too

Kpop <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

Because its ok to pick on the loud awkward new kid

And we are essentially still the new kid

Kpop is overrated as hell

True, but they have a TON of air pollution in big cities like Seoul

The new kid that beat the fuck outta everyone else