*firing squad of flamethrowers is the only response to that*

This is when you know its gone too far

fucked up

af

You're gonna have to use simple words I'm a simple man <:KEK:726877368601411624>

@Fluphy(っ•́｡•́)っ I'm not sure. I'm pretty androgynous in my dressing 90% of the time

Alabama be like even we don't go that far

get the gas mask and asbestos suit, we going to be roasting

Someone tell me where alabama incest jokes come from

Why are they a thing

I'm genuinely scared that exists

Yes

There's not incest in alabama

No they werent

@Mcgoober I dunno. I married a dude from Alabama and as far as I can tell we share 0 relatives 😂

If it was way back every fucking did incest

there's more inbreeding in royal families than in alabama

One day we will all be inbred

Everyone

It was pretty common where towns had like 50 people

Alabama is nothing compared to Missouri

So like everywhere

there's more incenst in Missour

incest*

Dumb story

Fake news

God I hope not

I'm not sure I could even fault them when the closest available mate was their third cousin

But it's a myth <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

Who

And when

the royalties one is less of a myth

Yea but that shits in europe

Exactly

Europeans suck

There was a law put into place.. somewhere about degrees of consaguinuity

Europe is nutty

Uh, think it was a papal decree?

About w h a t

Yeah sorta

Because the royals were getting crazy messed up