@Mglv <:bleach:264926641359290368>

I'm pretty spry when it comes to fucking, we can do it all

Not bragging, it's completely average sex, mind you

lights out?

Also, tfw my blood pressure was sky high when the black nurse was taking it, but it dipped like, 15% when the white doctor took it <:hahayes:330459104495665153>

why is it that fat people either have fat or very skinny gee äffs, but nothing inbetween <:thenk:329322130804047872>

good thing racism can't be seen from blood pressure yet

@Matthew do you eat ass

125/95 was the lower of the two readings. 🍔

@Cole I eat all

wow you kinda ruined my joke there

🙏

@Lynxoid >caring about benchmarks

I don't

a

it's over

friend jsut sent me his screencap of his own so I had to

test

give up

Kid I've been making self-depreciating jokes about my weight since the 6th grade, you can't outdo me

🤔

was it the 6th grade? Whenever the N64 came out

N64 ruined my life

I coulda been somebody

but you became frog pfp man on discord instead

sad!

pfp?

picture

"Professional Fat Person"?

aha!

i actually forgot what the letters meant

And I forget what my picture's from! A graphics card?

@Cole https://youtu.be/iAye_iiy_hM

Well, that video did it for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCyTijJzEwo

This'll be me by next year

if this isn't what Cole was referencing this looks pretty weird for me

first time seeing that video tbh

can't hear much over my shitter fan

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