Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 381873505807106049


2017-11-19 18:26:14 UTC  

@Cole I eat all

2017-11-19 18:26:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/381872874647977986/Screenshot_2017-11-19-19-23-28-160_com.antutu.ABenchMark.png

2017-11-19 18:26:30 UTC  

wow you kinda ruined my joke there

2017-11-19 18:26:34 UTC  

🙏

2017-11-19 18:26:53 UTC  

@Lynxoid >caring about benchmarks

2017-11-19 18:26:58 UTC  

I don't

2017-11-19 18:26:59 UTC  

a

2017-11-19 18:27:09 UTC  

it's over

2017-11-19 18:27:10 UTC  

friend jsut sent me his screencap of his own so I had to

2017-11-19 18:27:11 UTC  

test

2017-11-19 18:27:11 UTC  

give up

2017-11-19 18:27:12 UTC  

Kid I've been making self-depreciating jokes about my weight since the 6th grade, you can't outdo me

2017-11-19 18:27:23 UTC  

🤔

2017-11-19 18:27:33 UTC  

was it the 6th grade? Whenever the N64 came out

2017-11-19 18:27:42 UTC  

N64 ruined my life

2017-11-19 18:27:45 UTC  

I coulda been somebody

2017-11-19 18:28:28 UTC  

but you became frog pfp man on discord instead

2017-11-19 18:28:29 UTC  

sad!

2017-11-19 18:28:43 UTC  

pfp?

2017-11-19 18:28:54 UTC  

picture

2017-11-19 18:28:58 UTC  

"Professional Fat Person"?

2017-11-19 18:29:03 UTC  

aha!

2017-11-19 18:29:08 UTC  

i actually forgot what the letters meant

2017-11-19 18:29:37 UTC  

And I forget what my picture's from! A graphics card?

2017-11-19 18:33:36 UTC  

Well, that video did it for me

2017-11-19 18:33:41 UTC  

This'll be me by next year

2017-11-19 18:33:48 UTC  

if this isn't what Cole was referencing this looks pretty weird for me

2017-11-19 18:34:55 UTC  

first time seeing that video tbh

2017-11-19 18:35:09 UTC  

can't hear much over my shitter fan

2017-11-19 18:35:23 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2017-11-19 18:35:38 UTC  

but there's a guy beating up a fat dude so I'll give it a 10/10

2017-11-19 18:36:29 UTC  

At least I'm 6'1 so I have that weight distribuited fairly well

2017-11-19 18:36:38 UTC  

Have you ever seen a fat manlet? It's depressing

2017-11-19 18:37:09 UTC  

did you ever have to buy two airplane tickets

2017-11-19 18:37:23 UTC  

Nope. I actually have no ass

2017-11-19 18:37:27 UTC  

Hank Hill-Tier

2017-11-19 18:37:37 UTC  

It's all in my belly/tits

2017-11-19 18:37:44 UTC  

the propane tanks are in your stomach

2017-11-19 18:37:50 UTC  

👌😂😂👌