It is the very definition of a tax-payer subsidized monopoly.

<:thvnk:332928260004642827> you weigh twice the amount 2016-me weighted

if you d get a chink gf, you would be 3x her

Just like all of the federal government has to order all their office supplies from Skilcraft

sex makes you lose weight too

fucking blind people. Worse than chinks

lmao my brother is in a protracted fight with his kid's school district because US foods pisses him off

I'VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR 11 YEARS NOW YOU WHORES

he's not going to win

I EVEN BOUGHT A CHINK RING LAST WEEK

do you do the sex thing?

have you tried having sex

kek

3 whole times a week!

If she's not tired!

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

do you do the pushing

or do you just lay there and she rides

>tfw some 280lbs beast has sex and I dont <:hms:311152554618912768>

@Mglv <:bleach:264926641359290368>

I'm pretty spry when it comes to fucking, we can do it all

Not bragging, it's completely average sex, mind you

lights out?

Also, tfw my blood pressure was sky high when the black nurse was taking it, but it dipped like, 15% when the white doctor took it <:hahayes:330459104495665153>

why is it that fat people either have fat or very skinny gee äffs, but nothing inbetween <:thenk:329322130804047872>

good thing racism can't be seen from blood pressure yet

@Matthew do you eat ass

125/95 was the lower of the two readings. 🍔

@Cole I eat all

wow you kinda ruined my joke there

🙏

@Lynxoid >caring about benchmarks

I don't

a

it's over

friend jsut sent me his screencap of his own so I had to

test

give up

Kid I've been making self-depreciating jokes about my weight since the 6th grade, you can't outdo me

🤔