Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 381874691754688513
it's over
friend jsut sent me his screencap of his own so I had to
test
give up
Kid I've been making self-depreciating jokes about my weight since the 6th grade, you can't outdo me
🤔
was it the 6th grade? Whenever the N64 came out
N64 ruined my life
I coulda been somebody
but you became frog pfp man on discord instead
sad!
pfp?
picture
"Professional Fat Person"?
aha!
i actually forgot what the letters meant
And I forget what my picture's from! A graphics card?
Well, that video did it for me
if this isn't what Cole was referencing this looks pretty weird for me
first time seeing that video tbh
can't hear much over my shitter fan
<:thvnk:332928260004642827>
but there's a guy beating up a fat dude so I'll give it a 10/10
At least I'm 6'1 so I have that weight distribuited fairly well
Have you ever seen a fat manlet? It's depressing
did you ever have to buy two airplane tickets
Nope. I actually have no ass
Hank Hill-Tier
It's all in my belly/tits
the propane tanks are in your stomach
👌😂😂👌
I certainly don't burn coal
>take my mucinex
>Half an hour later hack up a cup of phglem
I-is this the power of Big Pharma?
Fentanyl™
One last note about Fatty's Doctor Visit: The black nurse dug my DragonBall Z compression shirt
Why do black people love DBZ so goddamned much? It's uncanny
there's a clever joke to be had here