You might be fucked unless you can get your friend to fall on the sword for you.

(It's a lie though I knew he had no license and I let him drive on an empty backroad but that's the alibi we agreed on)

so what did you do while he was driving?

sat in the passenger

why not just say you were driving?

and why did he crash it?

he spilled the beans to the cops when they pulled up before I had the chance to say anything

this sounds like a yaoi doujin story

he tried to drift it

and he put it in a ditch

he should have known you can't drift a fucking truck without some ice

https://twitter.com/BBC100women/status/932956305219874816

jfc

women are such a meme

grr hate on women some other time

i might be going to the cube

I am not hating on them

I love memes

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activates my almonds

all I am saying is that women are memes

but good memes

why are women on drawings bald?
Because feminism is cancer

back to giving me legal advice

we can all hate women together soon

who is hating on women here?

wtf

Actually, what country are you in? @HentaiExpert

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if it happened in Swizterland, you would lose your license permanently right on the spot and your friend would be facing up to 5 years in jail

Should be a fine and maybe temp license probation.

You probably aren't going to jail unless you had drugs or something in the car

Your friend is hyper fucked tho

My penalty (according to the NJ code of law) is a fine of no less than $200 and not to exceed $500 and up to 15 days in jail

Up to being operative word

Just don't do anything stupid like ignore court summons

No points on my license and no insurance penalty for my charge

Did your friend damage any property of anyone (incl. state property) or hurt or even remotely endanger someone?

Also are you or your friend black?

Merica operates differently

I don't give a fuck about that nigga lol