This could be you

I am not even 5% as Chad

But with an eyepatch you could.

ultimate chad

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ea/I_Borg_Star_Trek_TNG_HD.jpg

How about Borg style?

Robocop is a better idea

Perfect pistol just came out

perfect to commit an hero

If I had 1600 bucks to blow on a gun I don't think I'd an hero.

Hudson M9, just came to US market. Kind of a meme but also looks sick as hell. Idea behind it was to make a modern double stack pistol that had a low bore axis but felt like a high end 1911.

I just hope they don't go belly up before I get out of poorfaghood

No gun made in the past 50ish years is really better than something or another once you get out of a certain quality bracket. At that point it's just what you like.

@HentaiExpert are you going to jail for a long time?

No, he's just going to have to pay a fine and deal with a fucked up truck that isn't road legal anymore.

Hes going to have to learn how to clench his butthole realhard, judges love giving teens spit sentences because they think jail for a couple of weeks will make people not be so retarded

let a drooling retard slam his car into a pole while he sat in a passenger seat or something

@johnfrum Perfect pistol, huh? That doesn't look anythink like a CZ/BHP pattern pistol

then the retard dobbed him into the cops who spawned as soon as the crime was commited

now hes looking at a <500 fine with potential couple weeks in the free vacation home

Kek, maybe in a sparsely populated state

and what i can assume is a massive repair cost on his hillbilly truck

NJ has thier shit to the gills

@Matthew has a lower bore axis

i-it's not hillbilly! it's JDM

It's scrap now, friendo

when you say it cant turn left, do you mean it doesnt have power steering to the left, or that you had to drive it home only making right turns?

it had no power steering to begin with

nice

had to limp home making right turns and i could only make very slight lefts

just enough to follow the road

kek, sounds like scrap if anything happened to the axel, which takes a big impact during crash

exactly how many blowjobs is your friend giving you to make up for all this?

because between snitching, your fine/potential jailtime, and loss of a vehicle he doesnt seem like quality friendo material

he offered to maybe pay a part of my ticc

and yeah he fell off tbh fuck him

well, i feel your feels, learn from this and realize that a mans wheely automobeely is sacred and personal, and that friendo cannot be trusted

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>he's friends with himself

I wouldnt be friends with myself after i allowed some dumb shit without a licence to drive my truck into a crown of orphans