let a drooling retard slam his car into a pole while he sat in a passenger seat or something

@johnfrum Perfect pistol, huh? That doesn't look anythink like a CZ/BHP pattern pistol

then the retard dobbed him into the cops who spawned as soon as the crime was commited

now hes looking at a <500 fine with potential couple weeks in the free vacation home

Kek, maybe in a sparsely populated state

and what i can assume is a massive repair cost on his hillbilly truck

NJ has thier shit to the gills

@Matthew has a lower bore axis

i-it's not hillbilly! it's JDM

It's scrap now, friendo

when you say it cant turn left, do you mean it doesnt have power steering to the left, or that you had to drive it home only making right turns?

it had no power steering to begin with

nice

had to limp home making right turns and i could only make very slight lefts

just enough to follow the road

kek, sounds like scrap if anything happened to the axel, which takes a big impact during crash

exactly how many blowjobs is your friend giving you to make up for all this?

because between snitching, your fine/potential jailtime, and loss of a vehicle he doesnt seem like quality friendo material

he offered to maybe pay a part of my ticc

and yeah he fell off tbh fuck him

well, i feel your feels, learn from this and realize that a mans wheely automobeely is sacred and personal, and that friendo cannot be trusted

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>he's friends with himself

I wouldnt be friends with myself after i allowed some dumb shit without a licence to drive my truck into a crown of orphans

I am going to get massive revenge on him

also i hate myself so it all works

well i hope its not some beaner bloodpact where you slice his face off with boxcutters

He really likes subarus and im going to fucking work my ass off and buy one, then fucking itasha the fuck out of it

"why would you rice up a soobie bro waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

or you could, not be friends with him unless he makes reperations, of which you are owed

blowjob related or otherwise

*brojob

not being friends with him is a part of the anime'd up subaru

which i kinda want one anyways cause awd and nj winters are a fuck 1989

Thats the pettiest revenge plot i have ever heard, he fucks you over and wastes several thousand shekels, and your plan is to waste more dollarydoos, while you dont have proper income

yes

that is a slow cooked revenge

so this is the famous power of americans i have heard so much about, capitalism at its finest

and i don't have a crockpot

YET

well this is /csg/