>jacks eye out with file

yes

i stabbed a screwdriver through my left hand when i was young

does that count

still have a scar

@Goz3rr you played too much Resident Evil 7

i also impaled my right hand on top of a fence with spikes

also a scar there

what fuck

You really didn't want to masturbate

no that wasn't with a knife. Our house had fire heating and I was too lazy to collect wood since we were out of wood. So I just went in front of the door and took some dry leafs from the ground and threw them into the heater. Then one spark jumped right into my eye

my young brother got his fingers stuck in a candelabra holder

i have a scar on my right foot from swimming in egypt

what a misfortune

dont go swimming in egypt

No shit.

worst injury i've had was falling off my bike when i was 10

i face planted on a concrete pole when i was young

that didnt leave any scars luckily

worst injury I witnessed was a 6 y/o being run over by a bus

My worst injury was my right hand being broken right in the wrist

@porco get an eyepatch

@johnfrum my eye looks completely normal

But it would look cool

a classmate did it intentionally to me, my mom's a nurse so when she found out she had him this month in emergency, she called him out on it and forced him to apologize

tfw sat in a bus that roled over a 10y old

it was one spark right into the pupil

no scar nothing, just eye ded

looking in the mirror

I actually still didn't lose hope that some kind of surgery one day will be able to just restore the retina

or just a visor that sends impulses straight to the brain

full geordie la forge style

ok robocop

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/5/5b/Geordi_La_Forge_2364.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20161121001940&path-prefix=en

This could be you

I am not even 5% as Chad

But with an eyepatch you could.

ultimate chad

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