Message from @porco

Discord ID: 382628052884258816


2017-11-21 20:22:28 UTC  

no that wasn't with a knife. Our house had fire heating and I was too lazy to collect wood since we were out of wood. So I just went in front of the door and took some dry leafs from the ground and threw them into the heater. Then one spark jumped right into my eye

2017-11-21 20:22:31 UTC  

my young brother got his fingers stuck in a candelabra holder

2017-11-21 20:22:44 UTC  

i have a scar on my right foot from swimming in egypt

2017-11-21 20:22:47 UTC  

what a misfortune

2017-11-21 20:22:50 UTC  

dont go swimming in egypt

2017-11-21 20:23:01 UTC  

No shit.

2017-11-21 20:23:15 UTC  

worst injury i've had was falling off my bike when i was 10

2017-11-21 20:23:26 UTC  

i face planted on a concrete pole when i was young

2017-11-21 20:23:31 UTC  

that didnt leave any scars luckily

2017-11-21 20:23:40 UTC  

worst injury I witnessed was a 6 y/o being run over by a bus

2017-11-21 20:23:44 UTC  

My worst injury was my right hand being broken right in the wrist

2017-11-21 20:23:55 UTC  

@porco get an eyepatch

2017-11-21 20:24:13 UTC  

@johnfrum my eye looks completely normal

2017-11-21 20:24:21 UTC  

But it would look cool

2017-11-21 20:24:29 UTC  

a classmate did it intentionally to me, my mom's a nurse so when she found out she had him this month in emergency, she called him out on it and forced him to apologize

2017-11-21 20:24:31 UTC  

tfw sat in a bus that roled over a 10y old

2017-11-21 20:24:36 UTC  

it was one spark right into the pupil

2017-11-21 20:24:42 UTC  

no scar nothing, just eye ded

2017-11-21 20:26:28 UTC  

looking in the mirror

2017-11-21 20:26:40 UTC  

I actually still didn't lose hope that some kind of surgery one day will be able to just restore the retina

2017-11-21 20:27:16 UTC  

or just a visor that sends impulses straight to the brain

2017-11-21 20:27:21 UTC  

full geordie la forge style

2017-11-21 20:27:30 UTC  

ok robocop

2017-11-21 20:27:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/382628208324902924/plissken.jpg

2017-11-21 20:27:59 UTC  

This could be you

2017-11-21 20:28:13 UTC  

I am not even 5% as Chad

2017-11-21 20:28:26 UTC  

But with an eyepatch you could.

2017-11-21 20:28:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/382628369063346176/maxresdefault.png

2017-11-21 20:28:32 UTC  

ultimate chad

2017-11-21 20:29:01 UTC  

How about Borg style?

2017-11-21 20:29:36 UTC  

Robocop is a better idea

2017-11-21 20:29:46 UTC  

Perfect pistol just came out

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/382628680037302283/hudson-h9-right-side.jpg

2017-11-21 20:30:26 UTC  

perfect to commit an hero

2017-11-21 20:30:53 UTC  

If I had 1600 bucks to blow on a gun I don't think I'd an hero.

2017-11-21 20:33:50 UTC  

Hudson M9, just came to US market. Kind of a meme but also looks sick as hell. Idea behind it was to make a modern double stack pistol that had a low bore axis but felt like a high end 1911.

2017-11-21 20:34:17 UTC  

I just hope they don't go belly up before I get out of poorfaghood

2017-11-21 20:36:16 UTC  

No gun made in the past 50ish years is really better than something or another once you get out of a certain quality bracket. At that point it's just what you like.

2017-11-21 20:37:12 UTC  

@HentaiExpert are you going to jail for a long time?

2017-11-21 20:37:56 UTC  

No, he's just going to have to pay a fine and deal with a fucked up truck that isn't road legal anymore.