Message from @johnfrum
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So I'll need a few years before thinking of family
Name your kid Mao
which character? Cat, fur or hat?
L Mao. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
Mao bigDong
My gf's family name is Chiang but she opposes calling our kid Kai-Shek in any possible way
Wow, terrible sport.
Name your kid short round
please explain
Chinese kid from Indiana Jones
Does your gf like to snap whale necks in her spare time
please explain that one, too
Chinese love whale hunting
oh mine's a pussy
A what
when we went to Japan she didn't want to eat whale at all
Kek
Can you blindfold her with dental floss
I ran out of jokes
kek
I want to go to Chyna
Filled with toxins.
The whale and china
They're ripping us off in trade
it wasn't even that tasty tbh
"us" ?
Trump said that
then it must be true
trump is a clever man
For you
he managed to meme himself into to us president
say what you want about him but he's clever
Are turnips still a thing in Europe
I want to go to Chyna and get on the Chinese gf market
Yes
#NOTMYPRESIDENT
Turnips seem like a worse potato, I don't understand them.
Germany > Netherlands
@johnfrum once a year there's an event nearby here where kids put candles into hallow tunips and make huge figures out of them
My grandmother survived the ww2 famine eating turnips