Does your gf like to snap whale necks in her spare time

please explain that one, too

Chinese love whale hunting

oh mine's a pussy

A what

when we went to Japan she didn't want to eat whale at all

Kek

Can you blindfold her with dental floss

I ran out of jokes

kek

Whale is super dangerous to eat

I want to go to Chyna

Filled with toxins.

The whale and china

They're ripping us off in trade

it wasn't even that tasty tbh

"us" ?

Trump said that

then it must be true

trump is a clever man

For you

he managed to meme himself into to us president

say what you want about him but he's clever

Are turnips still a thing in Europe

I want to go to Chyna and get on the Chinese gf market

Yes

#NOTMYPRESIDENT

Turnips seem like a worse potato, I don't understand them.

Germany > Netherlands

@johnfrum once a year there's an event nearby here where kids put candles into hallow tunips and make huge figures out of them

My grandmother survived the ww2 famine eating turnips

https://www.google.ch/search?q=räbechilbi+richterswil&safe=off&client=ms-android-alcatel&prmd=imvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjTk8iLtvHXAhVKYlAKHdgPB3UQ_AUIESgB&biw=412&bih=538&dpr=2.63

I know where you live now

Neat.

@Shrimpf hol up

@Shrimpf you don't, I said nearby

Oh Swiss

Nvm

I thought Kraut

I'm just an immigrant anyway

where are you from? Netherlands?