Message from @Shrimpf

Discord ID: 387370818079948820


2017-12-04 22:27:55 UTC  

Vuka

2017-12-04 22:28:03 UTC  

@porco did you decide it wasn't a good idea?

2017-12-04 22:28:23 UTC  

@johnfrum we didn't decide, kids are still a while to go

2017-12-04 22:28:39 UTC  

When you go to bed and it's comfy

2017-12-04 22:28:41 UTC  

I went back to uni on part time since October so I can graduate mathematics

2017-12-04 22:28:43 UTC  

":)"

2017-12-04 22:28:54 UTC  

So I'll need a few years before thinking of family

2017-12-04 22:29:11 UTC  

Name your kid Mao

2017-12-04 22:29:29 UTC  

which character? Cat, fur or hat?

2017-12-04 22:29:39 UTC  

L Mao. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-12-04 22:29:59 UTC  

Mao bigDong

2017-12-04 22:30:26 UTC  

My gf's family name is Chiang but she opposes calling our kid Kai-Shek in any possible way

2017-12-04 22:30:53 UTC  

Wow, terrible sport.

2017-12-04 22:30:56 UTC  

Name your kid short round

2017-12-04 22:31:33 UTC  

please explain

2017-12-04 22:31:58 UTC  

Chinese kid from Indiana Jones

2017-12-04 22:32:30 UTC  

Does your gf like to snap whale necks in her spare time

2017-12-04 22:32:50 UTC  

please explain that one, too

2017-12-04 22:33:01 UTC  

Chinese love whale hunting

2017-12-04 22:33:10 UTC  

oh mine's a pussy

2017-12-04 22:33:20 UTC  

A what

2017-12-04 22:33:24 UTC  

when we went to Japan she didn't want to eat whale at all

2017-12-04 22:33:45 UTC  

Kek

2017-12-04 22:34:02 UTC  

Can you blindfold her with dental floss

2017-12-04 22:34:07 UTC  

I ran out of jokes

2017-12-04 22:34:32 UTC  

kek

2017-12-04 22:34:35 UTC  

Whale is super dangerous to eat

2017-12-04 22:34:45 UTC  

I want to go to Chyna

2017-12-04 22:34:49 UTC  

Filled with toxins.

2017-12-04 22:34:54 UTC  

The whale and china

2017-12-04 22:35:01 UTC  

They're ripping us off in trade

2017-12-04 22:35:04 UTC  

it wasn't even that tasty tbh

2017-12-04 22:35:11 UTC  

"us" ?

2017-12-04 22:35:27 UTC  

Trump said that

2017-12-04 22:35:39 UTC  

then it must be true

2017-12-04 22:35:47 UTC  

trump is a clever man

2017-12-04 22:35:58 UTC  

For you

2017-12-04 22:36:52 UTC  

he managed to meme himself into to us president

2017-12-04 22:37:03 UTC  

say what you want about him but he's clever

2017-12-04 22:37:06 UTC  

Are turnips still a thing in Europe

2017-12-04 22:37:12 UTC  

I want to go to Chyna and get on the Chinese gf market