I have the fastest metabolism known to man

wat

how can you make 5Mcal

i did it

metabolism up or down is 10% difference from the norm, it's a meme

I could lift two Droidbots at once

American portions, my man.

Legit I eat like a fucking madman

And I don't gain shit

guarantee you don't

@HentaiExpert did you get raped in prison?

Charges dropped

track it with myfitnesspal and show us

Count your cals

you eat like a madman until you're full
which is not much

Righto

metabolism is a woman fitness meme

it really isn't much of a factor

Nice. Don't let your retarded friends touch your shit.

when you exercise regularly you get a higher metabolism

meme

This

but take it from me don't just start running 50 miles from day one

meme

you're also raising your caloric ceiling from calories burnt, of course if you burn 500 calories you won't feel it as much if you then eat 1000 calories

you may end up tearing something or pulling a muscle

and some of your muscles may not be strong enough to take the burden you put on them

so work your way up

metabolism being higher or lower than other people is just a meme, most of the time people have nothing to back it up other than a feeling

be consistent and presistent

@Deleted User I get what you mean

Stretch every day

it's been used as an excuse by fatties

and all women

friend got a $200 fine and 2 points
he really got himself out of some shit
i got off clean and im happy

IF I HEAR LAST CHRISTMAS ONE MORE TIME REEEEEEEE

a very simple formulas is that junk in junk out

Last christmas

Laaaast chinkmas

How would you count calories for something like a footlong?

I gave you my dosh