Did you say

"B-by the light!" when you saw the benis

No, but I was cosplaying a warrior and asked if I may "lay on hands" http://www.wowhead.com/spell=633/lay-on-hands

which is much funnier in German

"Handauflegen"

"Laying hand [on something]"

I pointed at her/his tits and asked "may I lay on hand?"

I should have been suspicious when it started laughing at the bad joke

no legit girl ever would

how do i find monogamous trap bf

Just be gay, because being a trap goes hand in hand with a shitton of social and mental disorders

i already am gay

where do i find the trap bf

the cosplay scene, apparently

i said monogamous bb

you don't want traps

they're gonna off themselves by 30

hobble the trap so it can't leave the house

good idea

ill take an emo twink instead

>emo

enjoy your sui by 15

sui?

the trap that I fucked & fucked me was emo, too

suicide

YESSSSSS

fockin porco chad reeee

stealing not only women but also men

how attractive is porco

i must know if i am worthy for big cockie emo trap

probably a 11

shit

im like a 6-7

got a partner ever

nah

went on a date once

they didnt text back

stopped trying since then

I'm 3/10

doubt it if you swallowed trap semen

literally every non-depressive person ever thinks they're above average in terms of attractiveness