^

I wonder if the dog is still an anti-semite.

The dog is actually hitler reincarnated

The government is trying to suppress the truth

I'm pretty sure that was an episode of venture brothers

@johnfrum I'm late but that shit is on point 👌

Im napppp

Meds kicked in

Im comfy

suprisingly white paint doesn't work :/

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8th gen

with DDR3

http://www.stopabductions.com

on H110

nigga WHAT

stop UFO!

Why would I want to do that?

got my resume tweaked. Now to embellish it.

do what

why wouldnt you want to stop alien abductions?

right, getting abducted is the best anal play around

I applied, got an interview, and did a test week of working for the TSA

It was awful, 18 bucks an hour be damned

Missed your chance at feeling up strangers

But I didn't.

I just missed my chance to get paid for it.

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yea, trying to find a way to embelish my resume, maybe get more than just over minimum wage.

become a full time neet

Being a NEET is a luxurious life. I can't get such luxury

pretend to be gay, marry a rich old man and wait for him to die

easy cash

haha. I am not cute enough in a skirt for that

tfw 😦

pay for hookers

get experience with sex

marry some old rich hag

have sex with her