think about the childrunz

tfw I've said so much heinous shit in this chat that if a meetup ever happened, I'd have to go in disguise

In future this chat will get connected to your moral credit score

mark my words

I will know you by your aura

I can tell a sink pisser a mile away

Malevolence and lust?

you will tell who is me because i smell like elderberries and my mom was hamster

You strike me as the sort that would be trying very hard to act "Grown up" in public, John

also MONTY PYTHON IS LITERALLY THE BOTTOMMOST OF THE BARREL OF HUMOR

YOU FUCKING DELETE THAT SHIT N O W

He does strike me as minecraft server helper,that is there to tell you to stop talking about X and then dopamine bomb hits his brain

>I'm pretentious for not peeing in the sink

and bottles

let that sink in

I bet when his order gets fucked up at a restaurant, he thinks he's taking the moral high ground by just eating it regardless

Matthew u want to srs tell me that you did not even enjoy 4 yorkshiremen sketch?

Not a bottle pisser but I am fine with the concept of chamberpots

George washington had a chamberpot

but it was like 300 years ago

99% of british "humor" revolves around saying something that's unfunny when something funny was expected

everyone had chamberpot at that point

And?

"OI NIGEL TELL THEM A JOKE" "me mum's got appendicitus"

HOHOHOHO, GOOD SHOW NIGEL

i met dude called Nigel,he could speak french and some other gay language

hated his guts

You seem to think everything is gay, actually <:thenk:329322130804047872>

well that depends on how you define gay

📽

you

then yes,everything is gay

for i m omnipresent

John, I got a bonus at work

should I buy a CZ 2075 Rami or pay down a credit card like a good boy

Congratulations and CZ is overrated

yeah but that's not what I asked

i buy canned food and then invite people to eat it because i make myself something good instead,it is surprisingly good way to make and keep friends

what is your avatar

Credit card, goy

fucking dad advice 😂 👌