I bet when his order gets fucked up at a restaurant, he thinks he's taking the moral high ground by just eating it regardless

Matthew u want to srs tell me that you did not even enjoy 4 yorkshiremen sketch?

Not a bottle pisser but I am fine with the concept of chamberpots

George washington had a chamberpot

but it was like 300 years ago

99% of british "humor" revolves around saying something that's unfunny when something funny was expected

everyone had chamberpot at that point

And?

"OI NIGEL TELL THEM A JOKE" "me mum's got appendicitus"

HOHOHOHO, GOOD SHOW NIGEL

i met dude called Nigel,he could speak french and some other gay language

hated his guts

You seem to think everything is gay, actually <:thenk:329322130804047872>

well that depends on how you define gay

📽

you

then yes,everything is gay

for i m omnipresent

John, I got a bonus at work

should I buy a CZ 2075 Rami or pay down a credit card like a good boy

Congratulations and CZ is overrated

yeah but that's not what I asked

i buy canned food and then invite people to eat it because i make myself something good instead,it is surprisingly good way to make and keep friends

what is your avatar

Credit card, goy

fucking dad advice 😂 👌

Dad advice would be to invest in a motorcycle or boat

No, that's newly divorced dad advice

I think legion is good serial but no one i know seems to watch it :( i m going back to my bottle pissing,see you everyone

don't come back here again

At least empty it before thrlwing it out, christ

but that is gross

let the workers handle it

like good boys

as someone who used to clean out rental cars

fuck you

dead

If you get baited by

Nvm

Kek

one time someone left a block of cheddar cheese on a seat in the hot summer sun before returning the car