for example the "piss in sink" is my favorite

never pissing in toilet again

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/227/728/014.jpg

I piss in my sink while I brush my teeth, since my dingus is at perfect height

you can screencap it, I ain't ashamed

but i really do it

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not meme

Al of you

Stop being so fucking subhuman

i also piss in bottles and then trash them outside in black bag

I bet john prays before bed every night xD

i hope he does

pray the gay away

THE TOILET IS THERE FOR A REASON

to hold towels

You sick fucks

toilet is for shit,no need to waste ton of water every time i piss

I bet you don't cram your turds down into 2 liter soda bottles for easy disposal

think about the childrunz

tfw I've said so much heinous shit in this chat that if a meetup ever happened, I'd have to go in disguise

In future this chat will get connected to your moral credit score

mark my words

I will know you by your aura

I can tell a sink pisser a mile away

Malevolence and lust?

you will tell who is me because i smell like elderberries and my mom was hamster

You strike me as the sort that would be trying very hard to act "Grown up" in public, John

also MONTY PYTHON IS LITERALLY THE BOTTOMMOST OF THE BARREL OF HUMOR

YOU FUCKING DELETE THAT SHIT N O W

He does strike me as minecraft server helper,that is there to tell you to stop talking about X and then dopamine bomb hits his brain

>I'm pretentious for not peeing in the sink

and bottles

let that sink in

I bet when his order gets fucked up at a restaurant, he thinks he's taking the moral high ground by just eating it regardless

Matthew u want to srs tell me that you did not even enjoy 4 yorkshiremen sketch?

Not a bottle pisser but I am fine with the concept of chamberpots

George washington had a chamberpot

but it was like 300 years ago

99% of british "humor" revolves around saying something that's unfunny when something funny was expected

everyone had chamberpot at that point