Message from @Edward Nygma

Discord ID: 438938215311867905


2018-04-26 05:39:16 UTC  

You strike me as the sort that would be trying very hard to act "Grown up" in public, John

2018-04-26 05:39:33 UTC  

also MONTY PYTHON IS LITERALLY THE BOTTOMMOST OF THE BARREL OF HUMOR

2018-04-26 05:39:41 UTC  

YOU FUCKING DELETE THAT SHIT N O W

2018-04-26 05:40:02 UTC  

He does strike me as minecraft server helper,that is there to tell you to stop talking about X and then dopamine bomb hits his brain

2018-04-26 05:40:21 UTC  

>I'm pretentious for not peeing in the sink

2018-04-26 05:40:27 UTC  

and bottles

2018-04-26 05:40:33 UTC  

let that sink in

2018-04-26 05:40:56 UTC  

I bet when his order gets fucked up at a restaurant, he thinks he's taking the moral high ground by just eating it regardless

2018-04-26 05:41:08 UTC  

Matthew u want to srs tell me that you did not even enjoy 4 yorkshiremen sketch?

2018-04-26 05:41:15 UTC  

Not a bottle pisser but I am fine with the concept of chamberpots

2018-04-26 05:41:27 UTC  

George washington had a chamberpot

2018-04-26 05:41:42 UTC  

but it was like 300 years ago

2018-04-26 05:41:59 UTC  

99% of british "humor" revolves around saying something that's unfunny when something funny was expected

2018-04-26 05:42:01 UTC  

everyone had chamberpot at that point

2018-04-26 05:42:11 UTC  

And?

2018-04-26 05:42:21 UTC  

"OI NIGEL TELL THEM A JOKE" "me mum's got appendicitus"

2018-04-26 05:42:28 UTC  

HOHOHOHO, GOOD SHOW NIGEL

2018-04-26 05:42:55 UTC  

i met dude called Nigel,he could speak french and some other gay language

2018-04-26 05:43:00 UTC  

hated his guts

2018-04-26 05:43:19 UTC  

You seem to think everything is gay, actually <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-04-26 05:43:45 UTC  

well that depends on how you define gay

2018-04-26 05:43:56 UTC  

📽

2018-04-26 05:43:57 UTC  

you

2018-04-26 05:44:07 UTC  

then yes,everything is gay

2018-04-26 05:44:16 UTC  

for i m omnipresent

2018-04-26 05:44:41 UTC  

John, I got a bonus at work

2018-04-26 05:45:09 UTC  

should I buy a CZ 2075 Rami or pay down a credit card like a good boy

2018-04-26 05:45:21 UTC  

Congratulations and CZ is overrated

2018-04-26 05:45:35 UTC  

yeah but that's not what I asked

2018-04-26 05:45:40 UTC  

i buy canned food and then invite people to eat it because i make myself something good instead,it is surprisingly good way to make and keep friends

2018-04-26 05:45:59 UTC  

what is your avatar

2018-04-26 05:46:12 UTC  

Credit card, goy

2018-04-26 05:46:29 UTC  

fucking dad advice 😂 👌

2018-04-26 05:47:16 UTC  

Dad advice would be to invest in a motorcycle or boat

2018-04-26 05:47:35 UTC  

No, that's newly divorced dad advice

2018-04-26 05:47:50 UTC  

I think legion is good serial but no one i know seems to watch it :( i m going back to my bottle pissing,see you everyone

2018-04-26 05:48:08 UTC  

don't come back here again

2018-04-26 05:48:10 UTC  

At least empty it before thrlwing it out, christ

2018-04-26 05:48:18 UTC  

but that is gross

2018-04-26 05:48:24 UTC  

let the workers handle it

2018-04-26 05:48:28 UTC  

like good boys