Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 438938902573744128


2018-04-26 05:41:59 UTC  

99% of british "humor" revolves around saying something that's unfunny when something funny was expected

2018-04-26 05:42:01 UTC  

everyone had chamberpot at that point

2018-04-26 05:42:11 UTC  

And?

2018-04-26 05:42:21 UTC  

"OI NIGEL TELL THEM A JOKE" "me mum's got appendicitus"

2018-04-26 05:42:28 UTC  

HOHOHOHO, GOOD SHOW NIGEL

2018-04-26 05:42:55 UTC  

i met dude called Nigel,he could speak french and some other gay language

2018-04-26 05:43:00 UTC  

hated his guts

2018-04-26 05:43:19 UTC  

You seem to think everything is gay, actually <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-04-26 05:43:45 UTC  

well that depends on how you define gay

2018-04-26 05:43:56 UTC  

📽

2018-04-26 05:43:57 UTC  

you

2018-04-26 05:44:07 UTC  

then yes,everything is gay

2018-04-26 05:44:16 UTC  

for i m omnipresent

2018-04-26 05:44:41 UTC  

John, I got a bonus at work

2018-04-26 05:45:09 UTC  

should I buy a CZ 2075 Rami or pay down a credit card like a good boy

2018-04-26 05:45:21 UTC  

Congratulations and CZ is overrated

2018-04-26 05:45:35 UTC  

yeah but that's not what I asked

2018-04-26 05:45:40 UTC  

i buy canned food and then invite people to eat it because i make myself something good instead,it is surprisingly good way to make and keep friends

2018-04-26 05:45:59 UTC  

what is your avatar

2018-04-26 05:46:12 UTC  

Credit card, goy

2018-04-26 05:46:29 UTC  

fucking dad advice 😂 👌

2018-04-26 05:47:16 UTC  

Dad advice would be to invest in a motorcycle or boat

2018-04-26 05:47:35 UTC  

No, that's newly divorced dad advice

2018-04-26 05:47:50 UTC  

I think legion is good serial but no one i know seems to watch it :( i m going back to my bottle pissing,see you everyone

2018-04-26 05:48:08 UTC  

don't come back here again

2018-04-26 05:48:10 UTC  

At least empty it before thrlwing it out, christ

2018-04-26 05:48:18 UTC  

but that is gross

2018-04-26 05:48:24 UTC  

let the workers handle it

2018-04-26 05:48:28 UTC  

like good boys

2018-04-26 05:48:36 UTC  

as someone who used to clean out rental cars

2018-04-26 05:48:37 UTC  

fuck you

2018-04-26 05:48:38 UTC  

dead

2018-04-26 05:48:41 UTC  

If you get baited by

2018-04-26 05:48:43 UTC  

Nvm

2018-04-26 05:48:44 UTC  

Kek

2018-04-26 05:49:13 UTC  

one time someone left a block of cheddar cheese on a seat in the hot summer sun before returning the car

2018-04-26 05:49:25 UTC  

literally why

2018-04-26 05:49:36 UTC  

$500 cleaning charge, fucko

2018-04-26 05:50:00 UTC  

Like a snack cube or a literal several ounce block of cheese

2018-04-26 05:50:33 UTC  

i was about to leave but i need to say that it is such waste of my favorite kind of cheese,makes me sad

2018-04-26 05:50:33 UTC  

a big boi