Even compared to my longboi

Thatvis a very fluffy tail

...You want to touch it, don't you?

Nah, tails are not for touching, only time I punched an animal was when I grabbed a neighbor's cat's tail and it gouged its nails into my arm.

>old dog is a little bitch

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

oof

cut your fucking lawn

Nigger. I mowed it 4 days ago. It's been raining and also 95+ degrees

The grass grows fucking FAST

That bed is too small

Tfw I have a dog with a >:) face and you don't

> w <

>tfw still finding dog hair 5 years after its dead

Spring is going to suck

Poor John!

Give it a bath yet?

It was freshly bathed when we got her

Give the dog back, Tyrone

>black
> having a "police dog"

Choose one

>stealing

You activated my trap card

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If it were a Rottweiler or a pitbull, you could call me Tyrone

https://www.news.com.au/technology/home-entertainment/gaming/man-pays-out-expartner-in-nintendo-switch-advert/news-story/a0baba6dc5e30461591f179eeae19c90

“Bought this for the missus, turns out she’d rather be playing with strangers’ willies than Legend Of Zelda so I’m selling it,” he wrote on the advert.

Dude is missing out. It's a pretty great game.

is it just me or is thepiratebay down

it's pinging

is up

but it seems like i'm pinging cloudflare servers

wtf

thepiratebay.org

right?