How many bodies have you mashed with that

It starts at like 30000 so none

Just saw it and thought it was intresting

CUTE

How does the other dog like it

He's terrified

Dont let it bully the dog

They have to establish a pecking order

Looks a bit older than the craigslist pic

Then again what on craigslist doesn't

Premium dad-pun from csg dad

I remember back in my day when craigslist had whores

She's huge

Even compared to my longboi

Thatvis a very fluffy tail

...You want to touch it, don't you?

Nah, tails are not for touching, only time I punched an animal was when I grabbed a neighbor's cat's tail and it gouged its nails into my arm.

>old dog is a little bitch

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oof

cut your fucking lawn

Nigger. I mowed it 4 days ago. It's been raining and also 95+ degrees

The grass grows fucking FAST

That bed is too small

Tfw I have a dog with a >:) face and you don't

> w <

>tfw still finding dog hair 5 years after its dead

Spring is going to suck

Poor John!

Give it a bath yet?

It was freshly bathed when we got her

Give the dog back, Tyrone

>black
> having a "police dog"

Choose one

>stealing

You activated my trap card