Message from @Matthew
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How does the other dog like it
He's terrified
Dont let it bully the dog
They have to establish a pecking order
Looks a bit older than the craigslist pic
Then again what on craigslist doesn't
Premium dad-pun from csg dad
I remember back in my day when craigslist had whores
She's huge
Even compared to my longboi
Thatvis a very fluffy tail
...You want to touch it, don't you?
Nah, tails are not for touching, only time I punched an animal was when I grabbed a neighbor's cat's tail and it gouged its nails into my arm.
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oof
cut your fucking lawn
Nigger. I mowed it 4 days ago. It's been raining and also 95+ degrees
That bed is too small
Tfw I have a dog with a >:) face and you don't
> w <
>tfw still finding dog hair 5 years after its dead
Spring is going to suck
Poor John!
Give it a bath yet?
It was freshly bathed when we got her
Give the dog back, Tyrone
>black
> having a "police dog"
Choose one
>stealing
You activated my trap card
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If it were a Rottweiler or a pitbull, you could call me Tyrone
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