Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 452289552556752906


2018-06-02 01:35:56 UTC  

How does the other dog like it

2018-06-02 01:36:04 UTC  

He's terrified

2018-06-02 01:36:25 UTC  

Dont let it bully the dog

2018-06-02 01:37:35 UTC  

They have to establish a pecking order

2018-06-02 01:38:17 UTC  

Looks a bit older than the craigslist pic

2018-06-02 01:38:30 UTC  

Then again what on craigslist doesn't

2018-06-02 01:38:54 UTC  

Premium dad-pun from csg dad

2018-06-02 01:39:17 UTC  

I remember back in my day when craigslist had whores

2018-06-02 01:39:32 UTC  

She's huge

2018-06-02 01:39:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/452285203910754315/20180601_203939.jpg

2018-06-02 01:40:00 UTC  

Even compared to my longboi

2018-06-02 01:40:13 UTC  

Thatvis a very fluffy tail

2018-06-02 01:40:34 UTC  

...You want to touch it, don't you?

2018-06-02 01:41:36 UTC  

Nah, tails are not for touching, only time I punched an animal was when I grabbed a neighbor's cat's tail and it gouged its nails into my arm.

2018-06-02 01:41:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/452285675757371415/20180601_204107.jpg

2018-06-02 01:47:52 UTC  

>old dog is a little bitch

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/452287201812676618/Screenshot_20180601-214730.jpg

2018-06-02 01:47:55 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-06-02 01:52:07 UTC  

oof

2018-06-02 01:57:02 UTC  

Nigger. I mowed it 4 days ago. It's been raining and also 95+ degrees

2018-06-02 01:57:12 UTC  

The grass grows fucking FAST

2018-06-02 01:57:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/452289589038809088/20180601_205514.jpg

2018-06-02 01:57:44 UTC  

That bed is too small

2018-06-02 01:57:56 UTC  

Tfw I have a dog with a >:) face and you don't

2018-06-02 01:59:38 UTC  

>tfw still finding dog hair 5 years after its dead

2018-06-02 01:59:48 UTC  

Spring is going to suck

2018-06-02 02:08:11 UTC  

Poor John!

2018-06-02 02:11:13 UTC  

Give it a bath yet?

2018-06-02 02:13:09 UTC  

It was freshly bathed when we got her

2018-06-02 02:26:47 UTC  

Give the dog back, Tyrone

2018-06-02 02:28:12 UTC  

>black
> having a "police dog"

2018-06-02 02:28:16 UTC  

Choose one

2018-06-02 02:28:25 UTC  

>stealing

2018-06-02 02:28:34 UTC  

You activated my trap card

2018-06-02 02:28:39 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-06-02 02:28:39 UTC  

If it were a Rottweiler or a pitbull, you could call me Tyrone

2018-06-02 02:36:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/452299547092451328/image.jpg

2018-06-02 02:37:35 UTC  

โ€œBought this for the missus, turns out sheโ€™d rather be playing with strangersโ€™ willies thanย Legend Of Zeldaย so Iโ€™m selling it,โ€ he wrote onย the advert.