He's either stupidly drunk or angrily sober

@Phatique ty for handpost, I needed this

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for 48hrs

payday changed you

gayming, arch-rising vape-lord

sighhh

Huuuuuuh

I wanna go home

Go

for a jog

fatty

I like making overtime too much, and I'd just have to come back in an hour and a half to pick my gf up

Huuuuuuh

@JHWH tfw literally becoming 19yo sadboi meme

Tfw girlfriend has sprained ankle so she's not in the mood to give succ

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Just fuck her, she won't run away

Why G*d why

i wonder what bj from fatty gf is like

does your dick smell like cheese pizza and fries afterwards

I don't to fuck, that takes effort on my part

That's why you're fat

Yeah that's why

Huuuuuuuuuuuh just want comfy suck

@AstroJannah give succ

You're too old for him

>he wants his dick to smell of kebab

that takeaway wasnt enough huh

Shit you're right

Kebab only sucks 9 year olds

I'm 27, so I'm 3X too old

@transience give succ

My pingus actually works, so worship it accordingly, huuuuuh

no

Huhh

Bring back Shrimp, he'd give succ AND tsundere bantz

i bet you have a chode

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

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Tfw huge hands make normal sized Dick look small