>John is obsessed with the size of other people's penises

@johnfrum her dick was slightly thicker than mine but mine was longer

What if it's smaller?

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@johnfrum Would you have sex with futanari?

THICC GIRL DICC

>tfw no thicc feminine penis gf

if it makes noises like a cute girl, it isnt gay

>implying you wouldn't

In the case I had sex (haha virgin so never ;ddddd), and I had someone that looked like a female, acted like a female, normies would think looks female, then I'd say it counts as flat futanari in my book

One time I made hentai noises during sex and my gf punched me in the kidneys

YAMETE

she looks way better in this pic tbh

YAMAROOOOO

>she

>she

yamAroo

or s(he)

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I piss her off by calling her "it" every time we write

@porco show that to chem 😹

Ha ha, that'll show him

Also what nep wished she looked like

Except you're forever cucked because it came down your throat

I also came into its ass so?

Yeah but he doesn't eat with his ass

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@porco how long ago was it

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@transience roughly 9 years

damn

wud she still be down to fuk

Imagine, every meal you took now had some part of his sperm in it

it was the world's first gamescom

that's where I met her

him

@transience I wouldn't. Don't stick your dick in crazy

Poor John, so repressed

werent u worried about stds though

He's Italian