Message from @Matthew

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2018-08-17 19:31:17 UTC  

`then, once you find out that it is a trap, and you continue anyway, what is it?` I'd say it's still the same thing

2018-08-17 19:31:19 UTC  

>get a boner for a something that looks female
>get into intimate contact
>see his boner is larger than yours
>this kills your boner
>wow, you arent gay

2018-08-17 19:31:24 UTC  

Hiw is this hard

2018-08-17 19:31:27 UTC  

tfw u huuuh irl

2018-08-17 19:31:29 UTC  

Exactly that?

2018-08-17 19:31:33 UTC  

huohhh

2018-08-17 19:31:43 UTC  

Why is this hard concept

2018-08-17 19:31:45 UTC  

>John is obsessed with the size of other people's penises

2018-08-17 19:31:46 UTC  

@johnfrum her dick was slightly thicker than mine but mine was longer

2018-08-17 19:31:49 UTC  

What if it's smaller?

2018-08-17 19:31:54 UTC  

😬

2018-08-17 19:31:58 UTC  

@johnfrum Would you have sex with futanari?

2018-08-17 19:32:07 UTC  

THICC GIRL DICC

2018-08-17 19:32:25 UTC  

>tfw no thicc feminine penis gf

2018-08-17 19:32:26 UTC  

if it makes noises like a cute girl, it isnt gay

2018-08-17 19:32:53 UTC  

>implying you wouldn't

2018-08-17 19:32:57 UTC  

In the case I had sex (haha virgin so never ;ddddd), and I had someone that looked like a female, acted like a female, normies would think looks female, then I'd say it counts as flat futanari in my book

2018-08-17 19:32:58 UTC  

One time I made hentai noises during sex and my gf punched me in the kidneys

2018-08-17 19:33:04 UTC  

YAMETE

2018-08-17 19:33:05 UTC  

she looks way better in this pic tbh

2018-08-17 19:33:11 UTC  

YAMAROOOOO

2018-08-17 19:33:12 UTC  

>she

2018-08-17 19:33:18 UTC  

>she

2018-08-17 19:33:18 UTC  

yamAroo

2018-08-17 19:33:18 UTC  

or s(he)

2018-08-17 19:33:21 UTC  

<:you:265281777168416768>

2018-08-17 19:33:30 UTC  

I piss her off by calling her "it" every time we write

2018-08-17 19:33:34 UTC  

@porco show that to chem 😹

2018-08-17 19:33:43 UTC  

Ha ha, that'll show him

2018-08-17 19:33:46 UTC  

Also what nep wished she looked like

2018-08-17 19:33:58 UTC  

Except you're forever cucked because it came down your throat

2018-08-17 19:34:12 UTC  

I also came into its ass so?

2018-08-17 19:34:21 UTC  

Yeah but he doesn't eat with his ass

2018-08-17 19:34:31 UTC  

<:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

2018-08-17 19:34:37 UTC  

@porco how long ago was it

2018-08-17 19:34:38 UTC  

<:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

2018-08-17 19:34:39 UTC  

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2018-08-17 19:34:47 UTC  

@transience roughly 9 years

2018-08-17 19:34:57 UTC  

damn

2018-08-17 19:35:02 UTC  

wud she still be down to fuk

2018-08-17 19:35:06 UTC  

Imagine, every meal you took now had some part of his sperm in it