tfw no cute androgynous bf

so if you get hard for a trap and you don't know it's a trap => 0% gay
but then, once you find out that it is a trap, and you continue anyway, what is it?

Tfw no hypermasculine gf

@Matthew Apparently no matter how big the dog is your penis won't fit inside so anal it is

Huuuuuuuh

no it makes you bi-curious

@sum that's where you're wrong, kiddo <:kms:327934280619655179>

stop with the sighs

Ohs hit

You have two dogs

Please don't tell me you're trying to go mythbusters here

@Joldberg HUUUUUUUUUUUUH

sighhh

`then, once you find out that it is a trap, and you continue anyway, what is it?` I'd say it's still the same thing

>get a boner for a something that looks female
>get into intimate contact
>see his boner is larger than yours
>this kills your boner
>wow, you arent gay

Hiw is this hard

tfw u huuuh irl

Exactly that?

huohhh

Why is this hard concept

>John is obsessed with the size of other people's penises

@johnfrum her dick was slightly thicker than mine but mine was longer

What if it's smaller?

😬

@johnfrum Would you have sex with futanari?

THICC GIRL DICC

>tfw no thicc feminine penis gf

if it makes noises like a cute girl, it isnt gay

>implying you wouldn't

In the case I had sex (haha virgin so never ;ddddd), and I had someone that looked like a female, acted like a female, normies would think looks female, then I'd say it counts as flat futanari in my book

One time I made hentai noises during sex and my gf punched me in the kidneys

YAMETE

she looks way better in this pic tbh

YAMAROOOOO

>she

>she

yamAroo

or s(he)

<:you:265281777168416768>

I piss her off by calling her "it" every time we write

@porco show that to chem 😹