@sum getting aroused because John is awakening his mommy fetish

@sum I have been drinking and found out aan old internet friend didn't die so I'm in an unusally good mood.

I can tell you really like that image

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I need to start deleting it after I post it and resave it so it gets more corrupted with every repost

Organic corruption doesn't compare to the shitty apps that do it for you

>when you see a picture of a man holding his balls with his right hand while holding a pair of binoculars with his left one

@Matthew they got it in coon rapids

Holy shit it isbhard to call walmrt drunk

@johnfrum thanks babe. I'll go get it after I get off

Huuuuuh that one is a 45 minute drive from my house, whereas the other one was 20

Huuuuuh

Gonna be hard to convince sprained ankle GF to go to a Wal-Mart that's 30 miles away

What, why would you go with anyone to walmart

Because we also just plain need groceries

Also, I remembered the winter starvation saga. It was oreos and La Croix I lived off of for like 4 days

Ask for a list then. Youre making me drink

Sprained ankle gf gets angry if I go places without her. She doesn't like being apart from me

Mentally ill

@Rorset😔🤙🥀𝔊𝔅ℭ 𝐸𝑇𝐸𝑅𝑁𝐴𝐿💔 no u

had a chat with pajeet in the bus

he had Xiaomi phone

did he poo all over the place?

he seemed pretty well mannered

@johnfrum if you betrayed me John I s2g

Oh gosh they have it

Some faggot is holding up the line asking for price and inventory checks on HOT WHEELS CARS

FUCKER

Duuuh...do dey have the twuck vahwients at Bwookwen pawk?

God, punitive rape needs to be a thing

costco pizza is a miracle of the universe

No, cheap guns are a miracle

You'll be far more likley to wind up on the wrong side of the dick of justice.

That hurts, John. I thought we were friends. Gun buddies, even.

Heard in the Walmart firearms section: "well, if you haven't shot in a while, .22 can kick pretty good! But *I* can shoot it with one hand, because I have training :D"

Jesus fucking Christ give me my gun and let me out of here

i wish you could still buy Kalashnikov Concern guns in the US

thanks obummer

Punitive rape is beyond friendship, the dick is the dick

"The dick is dick - Descartes"

They also had one in 30.06