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Porco phone won't be a meme phone

It will have replaceable batteries, 3 x AAA to be precise because standards are a good thing

>aaa

either 18650s or AA eneloops

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No pyro, that's too small

That scared me

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>A phone with 18650 cells

That'd be way too thicc

>18650 in a phone

Yeah

THE THIN WARS ARE OVER

@Matthew this

BATTERY LIFE IS THE KEY, ADAM

why not use D batteries

Why not use the D

onahole with charging coils

You can't find them in all shops

Why not make the phone use your life-force

this

Channel your Chi

added semen metabolization enzymes

u have to meditate for 5 minutes non stop for it to power on

Use your chakra

Charge my phone no jutso

@Sapharanth fuck that, people have more access to power outlets and charging is faster than it's ever been. Battery life off a single charge isn't as important anymore

How about a PP3 battery?

@porco youre not thinking with your head

Ban, very thin

Very good

Here i even brand

What the Fuck is that supposed to be

@Matthew this is a H A N D O issue

thin phones are slippery

Looks like a preview of the next Xbox

thicc phones can be used to clobber moroccans

Can you even try to put some effort in, John? Christ

but you're right

we should use 26650s