@Matthew this

BATTERY LIFE IS THE KEY, ADAM

why not use D batteries

Why not use the D

onahole with charging coils

You can't find them in all shops

Why not make the phone use your life-force

this

Channel your Chi

added semen metabolization enzymes

u have to meditate for 5 minutes non stop for it to power on

Use your chakra

Charge my phone no jutso

@Sapharanth fuck that, people have more access to power outlets and charging is faster than it's ever been. Battery life off a single charge isn't as important anymore

How about a PP3 battery?

@porco youre not thinking with your head

Ban, very thin

Very good

Here i even brand

What the Fuck is that supposed to be

@Matthew this is a H A N D O issue

thin phones are slippery

Looks like a preview of the next Xbox

thicc phones can be used to clobber moroccans

Can you even try to put some effort in, John? Christ

but you're right

we should use 26650s

How about 4.5 volt lantern batteries?

I loved those as a kid

How about not having a screen at all

Have the phone be a projector

I always attached the electric engines of broken Rc cars to them

You ain't old if you don't remember 6V lantern batteries

Only 90s kids

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@johnfrum nice, I'll make a Kickstarter campaign with that picture

@johnfrum better

I bought a ryzen today

A new mobo

16 gb ram