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@AstroJannah I was lying about the receipts.
If so then get a portable a4/a5 scanner with wireless connectivity or support for local storage
Excuse me Kontroll but I have to commute again 😕
I'm already commuting. Get on my level. <:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>
I'll have to research this a bit better when I get home.
wow nice meme!
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/304423350367944715/489933568575930369/baldi_goin_ham.gif
I think I'll make my own smartphone via some cheap Chinese factory
I'll call it the porco-phone
is it meme phone time?
https://puri.sm/shop/librem-5/
Porco phone won't be a meme phone
It will have replaceable batteries, 3 x AAA to be precise because standards are a good thing
>aaa
either 18650s or AA eneloops
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No pyro, that's too small
That scared me
>A phone with 18650 cells
That'd be way too thicc
>18650 in a phone
Yeah
THE THIN WARS ARE OVER
@Matthew this
BATTERY LIFE IS THE KEY, ADAM
why not use D batteries
Why not use the D
onahole with charging coils
You can't find them in all shops
Why not make the phone use your life-force
this
Channel your Chi
added semen metabolization enzymes
u have to meditate for 5 minutes non stop for it to power on
Use your chakra
Charge my phone no jutso
@Sapharanth fuck that, people have more access to power outlets and charging is faster than it's ever been. Battery life off a single charge isn't as important anymore
How about a PP3 battery?
