is it meme phone time?

https://puri.sm/shop/librem-5/

Porco phone won't be a meme phone

It will have replaceable batteries, 3 x AAA to be precise because standards are a good thing

>aaa

either 18650s or AA eneloops

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No pyro, that's too small

That scared me

<:turt:443131018950606878>

>A phone with 18650 cells

That'd be way too thicc

>18650 in a phone

Yeah

THE THIN WARS ARE OVER

@Matthew this

BATTERY LIFE IS THE KEY, ADAM

why not use D batteries

Why not use the D

onahole with charging coils

You can't find them in all shops

Why not make the phone use your life-force

this

Channel your Chi

added semen metabolization enzymes

u have to meditate for 5 minutes non stop for it to power on

Use your chakra

Charge my phone no jutso

@Sapharanth fuck that, people have more access to power outlets and charging is faster than it's ever been. Battery life off a single charge isn't as important anymore

How about a PP3 battery?

@porco youre not thinking with your head

Ban, very thin

Very good

Here i even brand

What the Fuck is that supposed to be

@Matthew this is a H A N D O issue

thin phones are slippery

Looks like a preview of the next Xbox

thicc phones can be used to clobber moroccans

Can you even try to put some effort in, John? Christ

but you're right