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yeeeppp

some dude found needles in strawberries

u got a loiscence for dat sewing needle

and then everybody's finding needles in strawberries

This sounds legit and not just attention seeking

nonono there's actual contamination at farms

health service in SA did a test on 30 packs of strawberries from stores and found that 15 or so had needles

But why

How are needles just ending up in strawberries

Legitimately no fucking idea

The chinks are somehow responsible

Nuke them

The chinks dindu nuffin

This was the Argentinians

any1 know good chink metal detectors?

need 1 for strawberries 😐

Probably a strong neodymium magnet will get you there

>sneak candy into theatre easier

What

Anyone have that webm of someone dumping like $5 worth of coins out of their foreskin?

I feel like I need to see that

Foreskin is the comfy blanket for your pp

>looks weird
Umm that's how it's supposed to look like

anyone know where to get roms now that emuparadise is gone

What're you looking for in particular

>he used emuparadise

Absolute state of piratelets

🤔

Got enough sauce there, granny?

The flavor improves with time

Like a fine wine

😩 👌

We talking about grandma over there or the sauce

Considering the server I'm posting in, I'm gonna assume the former

I could never Fuck a granny

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