Message from @NiceBear
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yeeeppp
some dude found needles in strawberries
u got a loiscence for dat sewing needle
and then everybody's finding needles in strawberries
This sounds legit and not just attention seeking
nonono there's actual contamination at farms
health service in SA did a test on 30 packs of strawberries from stores and found that 15 or so had needles
But why
How are needles just ending up in strawberries
Legitimately no fucking idea
The chinks are somehow responsible
Nuke them
The chinks dindu nuffin
This was the Argentinians
any1 know good chink metal detectors?
need 1 for strawberries π
Probably a strong neodymium magnet will get you there
>sneak candy into theatre easier
What
Anyone have that webm of someone dumping like $5 worth of coins out of their foreskin?
I feel like I need to see that
Foreskin is the comfy blanket for your pp
>looks weird
Umm that's how it's supposed to look like
anyone know where to get roms now that emuparadise is gone
What're you looking for in particular
>he used emuparadise
Absolute state of piratelets
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Got enough sauce there, granny?
The flavor improves with time
Like a fine wine
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We talking about grandma over there or the sauce
Considering the server I'm posting in, I'm gonna assume the former
I could never Fuck a granny