Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 491407259965063170


2018-09-17 22:39:54 UTC  

Besides, I use piss

2018-09-17 22:40:00 UTC  

That works

2018-09-17 22:43:46 UTC  

Wouldn't clean nearly as well. Waste of your time and teeth.

2018-09-17 22:45:05 UTC  

@Iren Masot thank you for criticism. Roll it up neatly, place one leg up on bathtub and insert gently into ass

2018-09-17 22:48:39 UTC  

πŸ˜‚ your water flosser is more stimulating for anal adventures.

2018-09-17 22:51:08 UTC  

It cab do both

2018-09-17 22:54:26 UTC  

>fill ass
>clean teeth immediately afterwards

2018-09-17 22:54:40 UTC  

Sounds good, go for it champ πŸ‘

2018-09-17 23:23:31 UTC  

You'll cowards don't even live in a society

2018-09-17 23:23:35 UTC  

🀑

2018-09-18 00:06:53 UTC  

yeeeppp

2018-09-18 00:07:05 UTC  

some dude found needles in strawberries

2018-09-18 00:07:12 UTC  

u got a loiscence for dat sewing needle

2018-09-18 00:07:14 UTC  

and then everybody's finding needles in strawberries

2018-09-18 00:34:56 UTC  

This sounds legit and not just attention seeking

2018-09-18 00:35:50 UTC  

nonono there's actual contamination at farms

2018-09-18 00:36:42 UTC  

health service in SA did a test on 30 packs of strawberries from stores and found that 15 or so had needles

2018-09-18 00:37:00 UTC  

But why

2018-09-18 00:37:11 UTC  

How are needles just ending up in strawberries

2018-09-18 00:37:28 UTC  

Legitimately no fucking idea

2018-09-18 00:37:44 UTC  

The chinks are somehow responsible

2018-09-18 00:37:47 UTC  

Nuke them

2018-09-18 00:39:38 UTC  

The chinks dindu nuffin

2018-09-18 00:39:47 UTC  

This was the Argentinians

2018-09-18 00:40:36 UTC  

any1 know good chink metal detectors?

2018-09-18 00:41:06 UTC  

need 1 for strawberries 😐

2018-09-18 00:43:50 UTC  

Probably a strong neodymium magnet will get you there

2018-09-18 01:02:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/491413709412106251/IMG_20180917_210030.jpg

2018-09-18 01:51:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/491426039705239552/Screenshot_20180918-034740.png

2018-09-18 02:02:16 UTC  

>sneak candy into theatre easier

2018-09-18 02:02:18 UTC  

What

2018-09-18 02:04:49 UTC  

Anyone have that webm of someone dumping like $5 worth of coins out of their foreskin?

2018-09-18 02:05:35 UTC  

I feel like I need to see that

2018-09-18 02:12:18 UTC  

>looks weird
Umm that's how it's supposed to look like

2018-09-18 02:32:11 UTC  

anyone know where to get roms now that emuparadise is gone

2018-09-18 02:44:21 UTC  

What're you looking for in particular

2018-09-18 02:52:02 UTC  

>he used emuparadise